if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct
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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
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this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
This is just great
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I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
that would be so fucking convenient
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painting i did for a friend who wanted harry potter combined with starry night
that is the most terrifyingly beautiful thing that i have seen in awhile
I need a print of this
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a poem about bugs
if it can fly
it should die
this is probably what metatron was thinking
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29-34/100 Pictures of Billie Piper
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I WANNA KISS YOU BUT YOU’RE FAR AWAY AND IT MAKES IT KINDA HARD TO DO THAT
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